you know the old Hollywood adage: The only bad publicity is no publicity. So, â€œaccidentallyâ€ revealing youâ€™re not wearing underwear gets you noticed. And itâ€™s not just a Hollywood thing. Even the Royals get involved.
So, here is your guide to 11 totally hot and totally young things who are guaranteed (almost) to show you those naughty bits on a pretty regular basis. Itâ€™ll help you decide who to follow on social media.
Now, we canâ€™t always show you the uncensored image, but then you can Google it on your own andâ€¦ Look.
1. Kate Middleton â€“ Nice Range Of Undies
She the â€œcommonerâ€ who became a princess. And Kate Middleton has been â€œRoyalâ€ for getting onto six years. But itâ€™s just a fact that the tabloids are getting a little tired of all those wardrobe goofs. Weâ€™ve seen underwear, cleavage and more. And those naked pictures on holiday.
See, the thing is this: Most celebrities who wear lighter weight flowing or full skirts put little weights along the hem to hold them down just in case of a gust of wind. Not our Kate. Six years on and still making mistakes? Doubtful.
Come on, Kate. Get with the program. Yes, youâ€™ve got nice legs. And the underwear is getting onto hot. But enough already.
2. Nicki Minaj â€“ Queen Of The Wardrobe Malfunction
There are distinct styles of wardrobe malfunctions. There are skirts-in-the-air divas like Kate Middleton. There are short-skirts-on-stage singers like Ariana Grande. And there are â€œfree the nippleâ€ ones like Nicki Minaj.
The rapper usually goes for freestyle FTN, wearing low-cut, loosely fitting barely-there tops. Oops. It happened again and again (and again). If thereâ€™s a queen of wardrobe malfunctions, itâ€™s our 40-28-45 (34F) Nicki. Talk about getting an eye full.
3. Kim Kardashian â€“ Busting Out All Over
When you are a Kardashian and an exhibitionist, itâ€™s not so much a wardrobe malfunction as it is advertising. Kim puts this stuff up on social media. Look at me! Look at me! Make me richer.
The cellulite disappears and the waist is nipped in, but those revealing wardrobe malfunctions stay in. Nobody is even surprised anymore. And, like Kate Middleton and others like Miley Cyrus, little Kim K. is in danger of over-saturation and turning us all off rather than on.
She does better with those bathroom selfies that are supposed to show lots (and we mean lots) of skin. But the â€œaccidentsâ€? Planned down to the last detail some say. Weâ€™re not surprised.
4. Rihanna â€“ T&A Superstar
It doesnâ€™t take much (other than a lot of money) to get Rihanna to bare her bits on magazine covers and in photoshoots. Bashful she ainâ€™t. So, for her, a mere wardrobe malfunction that reveals what the world has already seen many, many times seems, well, a little tame.
But, nonetheless itâ€™s worth having a look. Like Nicki Minaj, Rihannaâ€™s style is â€œpretend you donâ€™t noticeâ€ and just watch those cameras go click, click, click.
Miley Cyrus â€“ In Your Face Malfunction Superstar Where do we begin? There was the time she got out of a car wearing no underwear. How did we know? Guess. Or the time her loose hot pants revealed her lady parts. Or those â€œunintentionalâ€ freeing the nipple moments. Or those cheek-baring, lady-parts-exposing mini dresses she wears on stage. Oh, to be in the front row at those gigs.Â Sheâ€™s right up there with the likes of Kendall Jenner when it comes to planned wardrobe malfunctioning. Thereâ€™s not even much of a hint that it was a mistake. She is, after all, queen of the â€œfree the nippleâ€ campaign or, as some uncharitable souls say, the â€œtake your clothes off and pretend it is in a good causeâ€ brigade.Â Would Miley do that? Dumb question. Of course she would. 6. Kendall Jenner â€“ Best All Rounder Letâ€™s call Kendall Jenner the queen of planned wardrobe malfunctioning. Or the diva with the greatest wardrobe malfunction potential.Â Like that flowing, loose white blouse cut almost down to her navel. From the side, itâ€™s a great view of those perky assets, nipples and all.Â Or take that long gray dress with a side slit that goes up to her underwear. This is deliberate wardrobe malfunctioning at its very best. Think about it. She canâ€™t be wearing anything under thereâ€¦ They were praying for heavy winds that night. 7. Ariana Grande â€“ Flashing Ariana Grande is a full-blown diva, a former child star diva who has blossomed into an adult queen-bee diva. She is fond of very short skirts that, as at the Billboard Music Awards, reveal that not so sensible underwear. Like the audience sitting below her on stage can look right upâ€¦ Usually though, it is those short school uniform skirts she dances and gyrates and obligingly bends over in that reveal her taste in thongs or whatever. With Ariana, itâ€™s not so much â€œmalfunctionâ€ as flashing. Of course, she denies it. Hey, sheâ€™s perfect.
Selena Gomez â€“ Oops I Did It Again Diva There are two kinds of stars as far as wardrobe malfunctions are concerned. There are the â€œoops it was an accidentâ€ ones like Selena Gomez, and the wardrobe malfunction as a choice ones like Miley Cyrus or Kendall Jenner.Â On the surface, Gomez maintains a certain little girl, classy vibe and so her malfunctions are put down to mistakes. True? Maybe. Maybe not.Â It doesnâ€™t take a genius to figure out that if you are elevated on a stage and wearing minis or slit skirts, the view from down below is going to be spectacular. Sure she does it on purpose. But if you are still appearing in teen magazines, you have to pretend it was an oopsie.
9. Kate Upton â€“ Wardrobe Malfunction Tease
She is great doing a Marilyn Monroe moment (skirt caught in the wind kind of thing). She tends to laugh and go with the flow. She makes wardrobe malfunctions fun again. And there are many times when that ample cleavage is fighting to free itself. Again, she giggles and smiles and gets on with it.
Wardrobe malfunctions the way Marilyn would have done them. Sheâ€™s saying, â€œlook boys, lookâ€. Kate Upton rocks the moment.
10. Iggy Azalea â€“ Rapper With Rips And Slits
Australian rapper Iggy Azalea tends to favor lycra, that often rips, revealing those private bits. She is also fond of dresses and skirts with slits up to her belly button (almost). And like singers everywhere she does a great line of short skirts that fly up and reveal whatever is underneath.
Take MTVâ€™s Europe Music Awards and that black dress with slits that revealed (on purpose?) her lady bits when she tried to adjust them. Or the time she performed in lycra that ripped and reveal those same assets. Oh dear. It seems to be something of a habit.
But, we have learned two things about our Iggy: One, she definitely waxes and secondly, she is not fond of underwear.
11. Sofia Vergara â€“ Free The Cheeks
TVâ€™s Modern Familyâ€™s Latina bombshell likes to wear tight, tight and more tight. And, as a result, those T&A assets often break out into the sunshine or spotlight. Itâ€™s hard to imagine that the malfunctions are always an accident.
Like at the Emmy Awards a few years back. No, itâ€™s not cleavage. Itâ€™s the other end. Gloria would just stomp her feet and tell you to get a life.
Sofie Vergara tried to pretend she had tried to have it sewn up but those assets broke free. Well, see, once is an accident. Twice is a coincidence. But by the time you get to three or fourâ€¦ well then it becomes a kind of flashing, we think.